Still, some of the corporate absurdity is too good not to point out. For example, each morning at the retreat, we would arrive to ridiculous music blasting on the loudspeakers. Unfortunately, the playlist appeared to only contain a handful of songs, and so we had to listen to them over and over again. Of course, there had to be a theme involved. I'll let you guess the idea from a few of the songs that were part of the nauseating loop:
- Stand by Me by Ben E. King (I pointed out that this song gave me nightmarish memories of junior high school dances, but no one seemed to relate- is this only an EBF thing?).
- We'll Be Together by Sting (thanks for ruining a perfectly acceptable song).
- We Go Together from the Grease soundtrack. Seriously.
I know- you are feeling a little ill just reading the list. Now picture listening to it every few hours.
Because I cannot resist being a wisea$$ at such events, I came up with some alternate suggestions that went over less than swimmingly:
- Don't Stand So Close to Me by The Police
- Get Off of My Cloud by The Rolling Stones
- We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister
Well, I thought they were funny. Besides, I didn't suggest the one song I really would have had blasting if I had my druthers: Take this Job and Shove It by Johnny Paycheck.
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