I have been in training all day. This means I am annoyed, because I had to listen to such things as "nothing succeeds better than success" (true quote). I also had to listen to an absolutely absurd comparison of my job to Frodo Baggins. I'm surprised I managed to complete the day without engaging in any ultraviolence.
Last night, SP called me randomly, and the following exchange ensued:
- SP: Dude, turn on KQED. Someone with cerebral palsy is climbing Kilimanjaro. We can totally do it.
me: You can totally do it.
SP: He has cerebral palsy.
me: Yeah, but he still appears to have better lung capacity than me.
SP: I'm telling you...
me: Is he doing the 9-day trek?
SP: No, he's doing some other crazy version.
me: He's on a vision quest.
SP: Yeah. (pause) But, come on, doesn't this inspire you to do it?
me: Nine days without a shower, SP.
SP: We made it through four days. Remember how good the shower felt afterwards? You have to suffer to appreciate the small things.
me: You know what? This seems as much a pipe dream as pretty much anything else right now.
I have created a monster. It was my dumbkopf idea to hike Macchu Picchu. SP came with me, and now she's like Grizzly Adams.
Though I said there would be little talk about football for the remainder of the season, I would like to state that I am conflicted. I like the romantic notion of a team like the Seahawks finally making it to the big show. But I think I like Bill Cowher more. Grumpy coaches are the best.
Even though it will likely be freezing, I am strangely enthused about my trip to the east coast. Perhaps not so strangely. I do get to see Anna, and potentially meet some other cool folks. I also get to spend time in Brooklyn. When I used to go to NYC every weekend, I rarely went to Brooklyn. But when I did, it was magical, and struck me as the part of New York that was most comfortable to inhabit. Of course, all of that said, the fact that I haven't even thought about packing for the trip yet, and that my flight is at the crack of dawn on Friday morning is currently causing my stomach to churn a bit. But stress kept me from falling asleep during training today, so I suppose it does come in handy at times.
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